Notes from a Stylist is wondering if Stepford could get any spookier

Just as I was beginning to get used to this whole Stepford kind of life,

- Dropping kids off on the school run in a yellow hummer? Of course,
- Need a private jet to whisk you off on Spring Break? Step this way.
- Like to view a gaggle of Birkin bags in every color? Take a peek at what your neighbor is toting.

It seems there is one step even I hadn't envisaged

- Can't find just the right lunch bag to make a statement at school for your kid?

No problem - pack the little darling off for their day with a Louis Vuitton...